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Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source

let me tell you a story about the google headquarters

so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw

but you’d kind of expect all that right

but then I started to notice something kind of weird

there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface

so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:

"google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks." a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"

google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks

and actually listened to it

AND ORDERED 5000 RUBBER DUCKS

how do I get a job at google?

rinnysega:

I woke up, checked Tumblr, and saw this.
Going back to bed now lol

rinnysega:

I woke up, checked Tumblr, and saw this.

Going back to bed now lol

watdawut:

Not in my neighborhood

ericgrau:

The last panel. I cannot stop laughing

ericgrau:

The last panel. I cannot stop laughing

what-the-hell-is-a-raccoon:

I call this one Starry Sloth.

what-the-hell-is-a-raccoon:

I call this one Starry Sloth.

omgslothsinspace:

It was love at first bite
(Double the sloth posts for International Sloth Day)

This is me in the form of a gif

omgslothsinspace:

It was love at first bite

(Double the sloth posts for International Sloth Day)

This is me in the form of a gif

greymichaela:

ginny-lily:

This is the tumblr Remembrall.

Have you
-texted everyone back?
-done your homework?
-left the oven on?
-fed your pets today?
-forgotten any hot beverages?
-forgotten a birthday?
-eaten today?
-told somebody you love them?
-remembered every appointment/meeting that you had today?

Feel free to add things to the list!

- taken your medication?

greymichaela:

ginny-lily:

This is the tumblr Remembrall.

Have you

-texted everyone back?

-done your homework?

-left the oven on?

-fed your pets today?

-forgotten any hot beverages?

-forgotten a birthday?

-eaten today?

-told somebody you love them?

-remembered every appointment/meeting that you had today?

Feel free to add things to the list!

- taken your medication?

aonootaku:

aonootaku:

Share a Coke with Dean and Cas!

I DID NOT ALMOST GET KICKED OUT FOR LYING THROUGH MY TEETH TO THE COKE PEOPLE FOR FIVE NOTES.
THEY ASKED IF MY NAME WAS LEGIT CASTIEL, OF COURSE MY NAME ISN’T CASTIEL— BUT I HAD TO LIE FOR YOU GUYS
THIS DESERVES MORE NOTES OKAY THE MANAGEMENT GOT INVOLVED.

aonootaku:

aonootaku:

Share a Coke with Dean and Cas!

I DID NOT ALMOST GET KICKED OUT FOR LYING THROUGH MY TEETH TO THE COKE PEOPLE FOR FIVE NOTES.

THEY ASKED IF MY NAME WAS LEGIT CASTIEL, OF COURSE MY NAME ISN’T CASTIEL— BUT I HAD TO LIE FOR YOU GUYS

THIS DESERVES MORE NOTES OKAY THE MANAGEMENT GOT INVOLVED.